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4 days ago

gazzymouse:

indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

EVERY

BODY

CLAP
YOUR
HANDS

(Source: indevan, via jamesaleks)

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4 days ago

uncharge:

we all know one of those people who’re stunning and thin and rich and smart and good at everything but are also really nice and you can’t hate them but you like really want to

(Source: uncharge, via wir-sind-lieblich)

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4 days ago

  • student: can i borrow a pencil
  • teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
  • student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
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4 days ago

keyblade-assassin:

don’t click play.

(via mellamankev)

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4 days ago

flagget:

aruberutoo:

The EEVEE Journey!

this is how i’m imagining what happened to the boy with the evee brothers from season one and what happened to his evee…

(via brianblehi07)

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4 days ago

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

(Source: princetanaka, via brianblehi07)

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4 days ago

kittysox:

“bye honey, i’m off to work”
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4 days ago

newkidsonmycock11:



“Urban Talisman”
Each cigarette was individually emptied and refilled with soil and forget-me-not seeds.
Anna C Bodell
2013
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1 week ago

sosa-parks:

During sex she said “deeper” so I rolled over and started reading her poetry

(via ilstopstabbingwhenustopscreaming)

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1 week ago

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1 week ago

bitch2007:

what happens when you park illegally
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1 week ago

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
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